1. Bloom of moon jellies (Aurelia aurita), in Chesapeake Bay. Scott Kupiec

    (Source: malformalady, via extraterrestrialgender)

     
  2. rniguelangel:

    theonion:

    clickholeofficial:

    Beyoncé Makes Susan B. Anthony Look Like A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

    From our sister publication, ClickHole

    The ironic thing about this article is that it’s satire that’s supposed to be making fun of Beyonce’s feminism by comparing her to a “great” feminist like S.B. Anthony, when actually, Beyonce /is/ a better feminist than S.B. Anthony. Like S.B. Anthony was a fucking racist puta who only care about white femininity and stepped on black men and women in order to achive ~suffrage~ like… lmao ??  Susan B. Anthony /IS/ A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

    (via teenytinychild)

     

  3. booksandwildthings:

    interstellarmage:

    i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

    KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
    REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

    i wonder what he’s up to these days.

    Looks like Jim Kirk was born a few centuries early…

    (via nonbinaryanders)

     

  4. sure-on-this-shining-night:

    My mom’s friend opened up her umbrella and suddenly a bat flew out and if that’s not the most goth thing you’ve ever heard of, you can get out of my cave.

    (via punwitch)

     
  5. miketooch:

    jadekittykat:

    miketooch:

    oinonio:

    Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?

    Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…

    i..

    If I ever have any regrets, my addition to this post will never be one of them.

    (Source: questionall, via bisexualzuko)

     

  6. tfw your life is unraveling and all you can do is joke about it

    (Source: punwitch)

     

  7. forestlover:

    keyholeslumber:

    modestinferno:

    circumlocute:

    Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

    1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
    2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
    3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

    That’s your opinion.

    there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

    FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

    (via nonbinaryanders)

     
  8. febricant:

    adhoption:

    river-b:

    motherfuckinoedipus:

    abnels:

    memeguy-com:

    You win this round cheese

    actually that is a rectangle cheese

    [oxford comma laughing in the distance]

    [vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

    I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

    it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

    (via beesexualoverlord)

     

  9. boygeorgemichaelbluth:

    So Paula Deen has a new cooking network. Not one show but a whole network. Tell me again about the poor racists having their lives ruined.

    (via fyeahcracker)

     

  10. autisticmerrill:

    support butch lesbians

    support flamboyant gay men

    support polyamorous bisexuals and pansexuals

    support sex-repulsed asexuals

    don’t throw people under the bus because they “fit a stereotype” you deem negative that you try to distance yourself from

    (via blackmagicalgirlmisandry)